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ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet
White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"
by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016
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Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
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Ghetto lunch

Having lunch together with loved ones, through not physically eating next to them.
Can we have ghetto lunch?
by Poogom July 1, 2018
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ghetto

me:nasir is ghetto
nasir: youre just a fan
by oopa loopa nasty October 16, 2020
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Ghetto Wall

When a group of ghetto kids block the hallway, preventing kids who actually give shit about grades and stuff from getting to class.
Teacher: Alex, you're late. Can you explain to me why?
Alex: I got blocked off by a Ghetto Wall.
by Guy_With_A_Stick June 8, 2016
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Ghetto Camping

A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.
My mom made me mad so I went ghetto camping.
by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025
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Ghetto Literature

Graffiti - Usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods.
I can't help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.
by sp00kyspac October 15, 2016
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