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jake

jakes are awesome they will be loyal and fun
oh wow... jake is so nice and handome
by ridingonginge May 18, 2021
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Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...
Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.
by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.
"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"
by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021
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Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.
Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton
by Boat69 June 30, 2021
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Jake

a kid who doesn’t have the best looks but a good personality. I would never date a jake cause he isn’t trustworthy. He will cheat nonstop and say he doesn’t. He we fuck many other girls!!! He is not worth your life. I would dump him. Cause girl u deserve the world. A jake can be very stubborn. And he won’t trust anyone, even when his gf is with guys that he is friends with. While he is with other bitches and doesn’t tell her ...like? Never date a jake waste of time and very ugly kid with glasses messed up teeth and weird ass hair. Let’s pass on that sis
Sydney: I wanna fuck jake

Linsey: ew no he so ugly
Sydney: True true oh well
by Cockblockpop June 22, 2019
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Jake

Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.
by J.D.C July 1, 2018
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Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 11, 2020
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