Tom

Tom is usually very large and always gay. He likes it up the ass and in the mouth!

Your such a Tom

by Dan95321 November 1, 2019

Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.

IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

Tom

Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.

Tom is so fucking hot, I wanna give him the most delicious, sloppiest, scrumdiddilyumptious head

by LakeyChan June 26, 2022

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 16, 2021

Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 7, 2023

Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021