Tomato Syndrome

Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.

Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.

by pizzacato July 12, 2021

P Syndrome

Derived from the name Paul - he who thinks he is almighty and all-knowing. Full of himself, a cocky lazy bastard. Tries to show off, when in reality, he is a moron. He thinks he is the shit when in reality, he is nothing to look at.

Do you have the P Syndrome today?

by BettyHill November 23, 2006

NRO syndrome

Also known as Newraveorder Disorder. Symptoms include being nice to people in person and being a dick to the same people online in front of everyone whether it be on a rave forum or Facebook. This mental disability/personality flaw runs rampant in the rave scene.

(in person confrontation)
Raver 1: I'm sorry I shit all over you on Raversonly and Newraveorder and Ravelinks and Facebook and Twitter and Purerave and my personal website, I just realized I'm a complete dick.
Raver 2: Nah it's cool bro I understand, you have NRO syndrome and I'm aware of that.

by 2epro July 24, 2010

Cowboy Syndrome

The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."

John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.

Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."

by BlindSyde April 4, 2009

Peppitt syndrome

An social infliction targeting unseasonable characters. Most likely virgins starving for attention. This character will lie and decieve to convince listeners of his sexual prowess. Most likely sexual encounters will be in exclusive locations with models or equally attractive 'women'. Any collabrative witnesses have yet to be sourced. In short, a doosh

'Hey man i was working at that fashion launch the other evening and i totally nailed this smokin model in the broom closet'. Warning: Almost definately a lie. Peppitt Syndrome finds another victim

by Hi Oscar August 21, 2009

Walmart Syndrome

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.

"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."

by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004