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summer sandwich

N. Two sweaty men with a big sausage in the middle. Preferably covered in a nice white sauce. Served hot.
Bro: Hey wanna make a summer sandwich? No homo!
Bro 2: Dude, summer sandwiches are definitely homo.
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Bread Sandwich

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich
Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich
by spit-roast May 10, 2014
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cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
by KTitties May 17, 2014
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sandwich whore

A sandwich whore is a woman who will have sex with an incentive of as little as a sandwich. Often she is a unskilled gold-digger.
She is such a sandwich whore! Look, she got in his car only after he promised to take her to MickyDee's!
by cheekysweet April 26, 2014
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phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
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Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.
I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!
by Absterline June 23, 2014
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Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
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