left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Jelly Sandwich

An Amazing couple

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.

by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018

Wham sandwich

2 men who have both oral and anal sex together

is that conall and Ben? What a pair of wham sandwiches.

by ConallSucksBen May 29, 2022

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.

Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

Pastrami Sandwich

When two people cuddle or spoon each other, often on a couch or bed.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to make a pastrami sandwich with me?”

by Soup1039 November 7, 2018

Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent

Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024