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The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.
Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023
mugGet the Real manningmug.

Real Holocaust

The murder of 63 million babies in the US during the 50 years of Roe v. Wade (1973-2023).
Women are bad news. They did the Real Holocaust. They murdered 63 million babies in the US between 1973-2023. They were able to pull this off via a full spectrum dominance propaganda campaign, run by their co-conspirators in the (((media))), aimed at achieving mass feminization formation psychosis in the population.
by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2025
mugGet the Real Holocaustmug.

Real

Mom: Did you fuck your dad last night

Me: Real
Dad: Real
by Cao Cibai March 24, 2023
mugGet the Realmug.

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".
This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.
by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022
mugGet the Realnessmug.

Real live

used to bring/call/draw attention to the existence of something, especially if it is surprising or unusual.
"a real live detective had been at the factory"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
mugGet the Real livemug.

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
mugGet the Rewards are not realmug.

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