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post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package
A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression
by cvzu7 December 15, 2023
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Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
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Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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Post solvent

I can't just live free, I'm post solvent.
by TheWayne July 11, 2023
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Post-Dopamine Stage

A period of doing an activity, generally a video game, where it has been done so much that the brain no longer releases dopamine from playing it, and instead, it is played out of habit. Almost every top player in a video game has reached the Post-Dopamine Stage. Just because someone is in the Post-Dopamine Stage doesn't mean they are a great player, they have stopped playing the game, or they derive no enjoyment from the game. It simply means they have played it enough that the initial rush of playing it has gone away.
I reached the Post-Dopamine Stage playing Geometry Dash a loooong time ago
by xention09 July 17, 2023
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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
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Post line depression

When you finish the last line of magical dust and experience the aftermath of pure depression.
Fuaark bro, the post line depression in this one is strong, we should’ve got another bag brahs
by L JLO T July 28, 2023
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