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spooked for real

paranoid, characterized by suspiciousness, persecutory trends, or megalomania, extremely fearful
looked at tanya, she's been up all night for 5 days & now she's spooked for real
by tuffpuff November 16, 2011
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The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.
"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"
by blr416 April 25, 2025
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Real Rot

When a game adds unnecessary realism that does nothing but rot the fun. Usually involves obnoxious mechanics like needing to eat every 7 minutes, weapons breaking after 3 swings, or hyper-realistic chores that drag gameplay down for no reason.
“Bro, why do I have to manually scrub the rust off my sword between fights? This game’s got Real Rot.”
by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025
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real campers

Someone who thinks they are better campers because they don't use power and luxuries (as they call them). People camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain.
"Oh look at those not real campers because they are using a Keurig"
by JustLovingLife August 26, 2017
mugGet the real campersmug.

Real Max

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017
mugGet the Real Maxmug.
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
by March 26, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
mugGet the sharks exist in real lifemug.

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