by Seventeen thirty eight December 1, 2016

Seriously?
Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024

In SZA’s notorious song ‘Doves in the Wind ft. Kendrick Lamar’ the very first lyrics of the tune are “real niggas do not deserve pussy.(RNDNDP)”. As she later proclaims, there’s more than just pussy real niggas deserve. As she puts, they deserve a whole box of chocolates, but some can say they deserve a warm hug with a kiss or two, maybe a back massage if they’re that real of a nigga. You see, real niggas do push for the pussy they just want to talk to you, hear you breathe and be silent when you speak. That’s just what real niggas do. Kendrick later expresses symptoms of niggas who do indeed push for the pussy. Those are what we like to call bum niggas. So take precaution and choose your nigga wisely!
Ex. Forest Gump
Used in sent. “Bree girl, he takes me home after work and calls me passenger princess like, if he don’t come and check this pussy already!”
“Candy girl. Remember, RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)!! Wait a while see how things flow if he already push to the pussy so soon how real of a nigga is he?”
“Ykw you so right girl. RNDNDP they deserve that tlc.”
Used in sent. “Bree girl, he takes me home after work and calls me passenger princess like, if he don’t come and check this pussy already!”
“Candy girl. Remember, RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)!! Wait a while see how things flow if he already push to the pussy so soon how real of a nigga is he?”
“Ykw you so right girl. RNDNDP they deserve that tlc.”
by NeptunesKiss December 27, 2023

You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.
'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'
by abc chicken July 31, 2024

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.
Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.
by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024
