1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.
-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
by Papi550 October 27, 2023

When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.
So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009

girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.
Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?
The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?
The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.
by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015

by Roozy1999 May 26, 2019

Tyrone broke up with latisha but now latisha dates la’quan. Tyrone and la’quan now have natural beef
by Dr Dodson February 18, 2020

Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 18, 2025
