Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

Shit Steam

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

Atomic Shit

When one hangs from the top of a restroom stall over the toilet and deficates, releasing a death bomb of fecal matter that creates a title wave physically impossible to contain in even the best toilets.

The Atomic Shit is every school janitor's worst enemy.

by EZEZ March 5, 2009

shit talking

Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.

Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.

by definingmyworld November 3, 2008

eat shit

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself

"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"

by Rachel Broderick April 20, 2005

Shit Bandit

Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.

When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.

by Gaz55 February 18, 2008