by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020
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by because im short May 6, 2022
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A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 8, 2017
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p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
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