A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.
Person one: hey did you hear Mary Jane’s song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!
by Dictionariesworlldwide March 04, 2024
mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms
luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025
A Mary Jane is a female who is always down to smoke the Mary Jane. She is usually someone who is a very beautiful specimen of the women breed that appreciates and values weed. Mary Janes are not to be confused with “stoners”, “stoner girls” or “potheads”. Mary Janes are built different and are usually people who tend to get pissed off easily and convince themselves they smoke a fuck ton to help them “chill out” or cope with their anxiety. Unlike stoner girls, Mary Janes are more chill and don’t make smoking their entire personalities. It’s not a secret they just wouldn’t consider themselves a stoner or pothead but smoke just as much if not, more. The aesthetic of and vibe of heir smoke sesh is completely different than any other.
by Dumbassbitchperiodt July 29, 2022
The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit
Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
by yobobfye May 14, 2024
Someone who LOVESSS anime (specifically Fairy Tail) (no judging!!) and is really sweet and awesome. Sure she may have some problems but u need to help her and be there for her when shes down. If you love a Mary Jane or MJ, then she is super cool! NEVER I MEAN EVER BE MEAN TO HER SHE WILL BE MEAN TO U BACK she is such a weeb! ps thats good u know
plus shes real funny!!
plus shes real funny!!
Mary Jane: Did u see that episode of fairy tail when...
Mary Jane's friend: yea! Mary Jane ur so funny and cool
Mary Jane's friend: yea! Mary Jane ur so funny and cool
Maryjane is a sensitive, but outgoing person. Once you get to know Maryjane she tends to break out of her shell. She loves weed :) if your reading this I only got cigarettes bit Mary Jane so don’t ask!
Maryjane is a sensitive but outgoing person. Once you get to know her she tends to break out of her she’ll. P.s she loves weed (if your reading this I only have cigarettes but no Mary Jane so don’t ask!
by Mere1122 November 22, 2021
Maryjane is a sensitive, but outgoing person. Once you get to know Maryjane she tends to break out of her shell. She loves weed :) if your reading this I only got cigarettes bit Mary Jane so don’t ask!
Maryjane is a sensitive but outgoing person. Once you get to know her she tends to break out of her she’ll. P.s she loves weed (if your reading this I only have cigarettes but no Mary Jane so don’t ask!
by Mere1122 November 22, 2021