dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

making a GIF

IF YOU ARE LIKE FLORIN AND CAN'T SPEAK ANY LANGUAGE LOLOLOLOLOL

"FLORIN IS making a GIF TODAY, HE CAN'T PRONOUNCED ANY WORD CORRECTLY"
"YEAH, EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S PRONOUNCED JIF, NOT GIF, HAH!!!11!1!"

by FLORINCANTPRONOUNCEJIF January 2, 2017

Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

Make it stop

Can't. If I can make it stop, you can violate the leverage clause. YOU need to make it stop by DOING WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.

Hym "What's that? Make it stop? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my voice echoing. But why is that something I would be able to do?"

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025

This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.

Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”

by Jeremistro July 15, 2019

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

Make it jingle

Pull it out and shake it

Dang, look at that, imma make it jingle.

by Urmomisnotthebomb.com September 2, 2019