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Tanners Mom 

the hottest milf on planet earth, with the biggest bunda and bazongas you could ever imagine, although Her pussy cuck son cant deny the statement that his mom is bukkake worthy.
Tanner- "guys my mom isnt hot stop its hurting my liitle cuck feelings"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"

Exploding Mom Disease 

A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure
“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”
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About 99.9% of a middle schoolers vocabulary.
Person 1: What’s for lunch today?

Person 2: Ur mom
Ur mom by probablygaylol July 8, 2022
"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.
Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.
Ur mom by 3qn August 10, 2022

Toxic mom 

Moms that’s don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves and ruin your life mentally emotionally or physically. Even though they say stuff like “I just want what’s best for you” their actions always show other wise and they pretend to the outside world like they’re such a great parent to make you look ungrateful or disrespectful with no morals
Tays toxic mom says she wants what’s best for her daughter even though she constantly talks about Tay behind her back and hits her for no reason
Toxic mom by lifeisweirdasf111 September 25, 2022

Wine mom 

Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.
'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'
Wine mom by anonymous December 15, 2022

Ur Mom Is A Guy 

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"
Ur Mom Is A Guy by Scilica December 21, 2022