fortnite

sadly the only way to describe 2018

Steve Harvey: We asked 100 people, tell me one way to describe the year 2018
Contestant: (rings in) FORTNITE!
(P.S. that was a fictional situation)

by i wanna be a raccoon September 28, 2019

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A virgin's favorite game.

"Do you know fortnite? It's the best game!" John says, "I'm not friends with you anymore." Alex says.

by A non-fortnite fan. September 29, 2019

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Fortnite is a third person shooter battle royale game where every time you win you lose an inch of your dick. It is played mostly by 6-12 year olds and 40 year old men who cream their pants when they look at a female character.

Fortnite is so bad.

by The3DCatfish October 1, 2019

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A strait up disgrace to mankind, and should be killed with fire.

Person 1: Hey joe wanna play Fortnite!
Person 2: Do you actually play that game?
Person 1: Ya! It's my favorite game!
Person 2: Your dead to me. (slaps them so hard that their grandma feels it.)

by MichaelTheDiino October 1, 2019

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An absolutely useless game that should never be played. Developed by Epic Games.

"Hey, are you using Fortnite? Go and play Minecraft instead! Get a life!"

by N0T0R1US P.I.G October 2, 2019

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GUY 1. you want to play FORTNITE?
GUY 2. NO YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU.

by meow meow pants October 3, 2019

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