real diehl

Retarded. Having a gpa under a 2.0. Not being able to get laid even though the person tries constantly.

Luke: Dude I totally got laid last night! I brought this girl back to my house and gave her the beans!

Dan: Of course, dude. You're the real diehl.

by the man 1010 February 6, 2009

real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music.

perfection exists.

baby keem is the realest.
steve lacy is real.

by kudekeem March 27, 2024

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

this can't be real :skull:

me when something is unable to.be real

this can't be real :skull:

by artixzy October 15, 2021

Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

by raybeez February 11, 2022

real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.

A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.

by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018