Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps April 18, 2018

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

he donkey

Another word for bull dyke

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"

by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.

Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.

by Kollies October 4, 2022

arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin

*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?

by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017