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3 days

3 days is the proper exaggeration for any amount of time. Even if the real time is reasonably more then 3 days, 3 days is still considered reasonable.
Andrew: It'll take him 3 days to walk to work. Let's drive by and mock him while throwing snowballs at him.
Bob: It'll take him like 3 days to read that book. It's huge.
by brrr December 16, 2005
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Green Day

Punk Rock band which regularly produces hit albums, upon each of which their old fans proudly pronounce Green Day "sellouts" and proclaim that their new fans are posers and wannabe punks, blissfully ignorant to the fact that they were pronounced the same by even earlier fans a few years back.
Ten years ago:
"Green Day used to be punk back when they did Kerplunk, before they sold out with Dookie."
Today:
"Green Day used to be punk back when they did Nimrod, before they sold out with American Idiot."
by L_K_M March 30, 2009
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green day

1) A day spent smoking pot.

2) A phrase used in an episode of sesame street featuring bert and ernie. (if you look on the back cover of some editions of Dookie, you will see a hand holding up an ernie toy. This was removed from later editions for copyright reasons.)

3) A song by Green Day from their first album, about a day smoking pot. The noise at the begginning of the track is the sound of a bong. (although 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours is often referred to as the group's first album, this is not factually correct. Their first album was 39/Smooth, whereas 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours includes that album in its entirety as well as two complete EPs and a track from a previous compilation album.)

3) A band, who used to be part of the Bay Area punk scene in California and then became part of popular music culture.

I know my shit on Green Day.
'Dude let's have a green day'

'Have you listened to the song green day?'
'I thought that was a band?'
'Listen to some of their old stuff for fucks sake!'

'I love Green Day!'
by ganguro girl April 23, 2007
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a bizarre day

a cool Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fan-game created by TheGuestToBlame.
Also known as ABD.
"Hey wanna play some A Bizarre Day?"
"HELL YEAH! I JUST GOT A SHINY GER!"
by CEO of Rule 63 August 12, 2019
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Back in the day

Completely meaningless phrase which has gained inexplicable global popularity. It's an incomplete thought: Back in what day? It's a redundant way of saying "Once, I..." or "I used to..." and adds words without adding any extra meaning. Similar to the equally pointless "at the end of the day..." popularised by English soccer stars.
Back in the day, I used to be younger.

I was a child once, back in the day.
by hunthill August 18, 2006
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Dolphy day

the once a year surprise event at Le Moyne College when everyones inner alcoholic comes out to play. all of the girls inner whore comes out and it is more than likely all guys will get laid on this day. hell some of the girls will get laid by girls too.
girl: On Dolphy day last year i puked up all the cum i just swallowed and woke up with a massive hangover
by SoapMctavish! May 20, 2011
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Valentines Day

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008
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