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Donkey

Someone who gets things done.
by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024
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Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
mugGet the You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkeymug.

donkey

you're donkey is sweet.
by dockeyassholebutfacepussylickr November 1, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
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Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.
Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.
by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018
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Swamp Donkeys

A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.
Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 6, 2020
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Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips
Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017
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