ice cream

the most delicious thing you'll ever taste!

person 1: I would like an ice cream with the flavor vanilla and strawberry insida a cone, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and the final touch, a cherry on top!

person 2: … right away sir…

by •~•Icecream unicorn•~• October 2, 2020

Cream pie

When a guy cums so much in the girls pussy that it oozes out

Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming

Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it

by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020

Creamed Corn

A facial or creampie applied to someone with a name beginning with the letter "C".

Hey, Corrine.. Wanna make some Creamed Corn tonight?

by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020

Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

Ice-cream rain

Ice cream falling from the sky.....

Look at the rain Jordan it tastes like ice cream........ OMG.... it's .. ice-cream rain

by ZeroDoesWordsGood September 6, 2017

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017