crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Crack

1. Something done that is completely off the wall, or bogus.

2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.

3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.

No she did not just sit here all day and do nothing on the clock, she CRACK!!!

by KMITCH1120 November 19, 2013

Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020

Cracked

A video game term that your teammate says when the opponent is a at full heal

Teammate "There so Cracked / low"

by Phoenix_Birb February 24, 2022

Trivia Crack

If you're a nerd, you love this game.

If you're friends with a nerd who loves this game, you hate this game.

Trivia Crack. For nerds, and friends of nerds who are masochists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 29, 2021

Crack Daniels

when you take a hit of crack and down a shot of jack while holding in the crack smoke

dave and his friend did some warm up crack daniels before a night on the town

by tripledeckerD June 3, 2025