Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

pad crack

When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts

*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"

by liam padcraic aiken April 29, 2015

Cracked

Your good at something

Noob- “bro your so cracked at fortnite” Pro- “I know and your literal dog water”

by Cracked_UhH January 26, 2021

Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

Crack baby

Jon

Shut up Jon you’re a crack baby

by Don The Amish March 29, 2024

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020