A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
by Larry Spagbol January 26, 2012
The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
by Jesly Guesa July 19, 2023
1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
by Papi550 October 28, 2023
by Where The FugAmI? November 18, 2019
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
by Da_Fancy_Kat April 29, 2021