April 28

The anniversary of Mussolini's death day.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.

"Hail, Dux!"
"Nope. It's April 28"

by D0gm41 October 21, 2019

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 4, 2023

16th of april

National Aoife Backed away day

The 16th of April

“Hey did you hear today is national Aoife backed away day”
“Oh really? Cool”

The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend

by Arlo Murphy November 16, 2021

April 17th

Hook up with another couple after dinner. The day when one couple swaps with another couple for the night.

April 17th is the one night I get to smash some strange.

by Rodeo1977 April 17, 2021

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 6, 2023

April 10

A day in which a hot guy snaps and sends a pic of what he’s packing in his briefs to a girl to pull.

It’s April 10, and he sent me a pic of his package while wearing briefs. Yay for April 10.

by Clever Trojan 05 April 10, 2024

April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.

Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools

by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018