American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

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American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

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American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.

Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy

by Pshaum October 30, 2025

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Delton American

Certain American demographic, likely listens to Rio. Likely owns a stolen hellcat

That Delton American hit my car and drove away

by Fellow ukie 9 year old April 21, 2024

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American Web Developers

American Web developers Get a personalized website for your company that accurately displays your job and works on all devices. We provide user-friendly websites for your brand that are original, appealing, and significantly enhance traffic.

American Web Developers Top Notch Web Development Company

by AmericanWebDevelopers October 17, 2022

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American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it

I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..

by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024

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