May

Its international goods month! This means you get a free nude, boob, pussy, dick, ass, or any other sexual picture of the person of your choosing. If the other person says no they owe the other person either head or 10 suggestive pics of the persons choice. Like cleavage, teases, underwear, or something along those lines.

Friend 1: gimme the titty pick you owe me
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then

by Jackers4758 May 4, 2022

May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

May 27th

Give your girl a hoodie day!!

“Guys, it’s May 27th give your girl a hoodie!!!”

by doggyliversryum May 26, 2022

May 12th

Send your best friend your boobs

Best friend: Why did you send me your boobs?
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend

by Booby sucker May 12, 2022

May 30

International send a titty pic day

Babe send a tit pic

No

But it’s may 30

Okay fine

by Opticalwheat May 30, 2024

May 4

On this day you must send a tiddy pic in good lighting

Person 1: ay it's may 4th show me them tiddys
Person 2: ugh fine *shows photo of tiddys

by Tiddysontopfrfrong May 3, 2023

May 14th

National ur gonna lose your competition day.
If you have any time of completion on May 14th (such as , debate, chess,art competitions) means your gonna lose either way. Sorry!

You: I have my art competition in may 14th!
Someone: GOOD LUCK UR GONNA NEED IT EVEN THO IT WONT WORK!!
You:Why?

someone: cuz its may 14th dummy🙄🙄!

by Anime obsessed May 2, 2022