Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

Egg juice

When you don't brush your teeth and your spit is yellow

Guys/girls I need to brush my teeth I have egg juice

by Torrie Lynn f January 25, 2019

Egg

Beats Kylie Jenner on Instagram,,very known

Is that the world record egg? Oh yea it is! It beat Kylie freakin Jenner on insta

by eGgS aRe ShOoK January 27, 2019

Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

by edgelord191 February 11, 2019

Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018