duck

the thing my friend is scared of, fuckin pussy

the duck is literally just a goose but less scary and yellow

by funnyfroglarry May 19, 2021

White duck

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.

During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.

Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.

by Pet_Hedgehog March 17, 2025

Duck

A goofy, weirdo, or lame

Yeah kaleb is a Duck for what he did to Chris at the game

by BigZB October 14, 2021

Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there

Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024

Duck toes

The 3 appendages between webbed feet and the 1 appendage facing backwards.

Look at those duck toes, don’t they look just like flippers

by Ducktoetwat March 23, 2021

Ducking

When you use the web browser Duck Duck Go and you search something. Instead of G**gling something. You’re ducking it.

Did you hear about that podcast with Dr. Malone on Joe Rogan?

Yeah, I ducked it up yesterday and it was super interesting.

Oh, hold on, let me duck it up.

I’m ducking it up now.

by JacksonRL January 9, 2022