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Chris

An absolute hottie, that I’ve been in love with for ages.
Girl 1 “Wow he’s really cute…like REALLY CUTE!!!!!”
Girl 2 “Yeah I know right, he’s a total Chris.”
by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
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Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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Chris

Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.
Yo Chris did you forget what you did last night ?

Wooooooow Chris got me weak rn with his craziness.
by REMNANTTHESAUCELORD3000 August 5, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.
MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP
by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020
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operation jingle jangle chris crangle

fuck idk i got it from matt rose
my fav movie is operation jingle jangle chris crangle
no it's not
by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.
girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice
by bigblakballs July 2, 2021
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