A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.
Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?
Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.
Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.
by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023
Get the Turd burglarmug. "I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025
Get the Turd Bucket Challengemug. 
by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020
Get the Turd Nuggetmug. Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.
Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021
Get the Sprinkle turdmug. by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018
Get the Rebel turdsmug. A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.
Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.
by K2xW July 17, 2021
Get the Turd Burglarmug.