ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.

Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.

by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017

Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021

Ghetto best

The best that one's current circumstances deserve.

Alan- Ben only scored 2 points in the game last night.

Milo- Ben only has one arm.
Jayne- He gave his ghetto best.

by pandasupra April 6, 2017

Ghetto

Lando🐒

This kid lando that goes to north county high is so ghetto

by nolovegorilla March 27, 2022

Ghetto ghosted

When you are in a ghetto shuffle and almost punch someone, but end up missing them.

It woulda been a tko but you jus got ghetto ghosted!!!

by Demongel October 29, 2019

ghetto cream

A shampoo labeled as Ghetto Cream, More commonly known as (Semen). Most white teenagers use this whilst washing their hair. It is rumoured that Ghetto Cream can stop (Split Ends) and has the same efficiency as any 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

Create in 2015, North London, Barnet

White Boy: "Mum we ran out of Ghetto Cream"
Mum: " Sorry I accidentally brought bull semen instead"

by A1.NrthLdn January 15, 2016