shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

by malinguist March 3, 2010

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Shit beak

a brown noser

"you're such a shit beak man"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

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Piece of shit

Partner that promises never to cheat, cheat after a week with a drowned rat. Lies about it even tho u got the receipts. Is a damn shady bitch you should stay the fuck away from

That Riley bourassa kid really is a piece of shit

by Ihatevalentinesday February 14, 2018

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shit air

Air that was lingering in the hole, around shit, which smells horrible

Jacob farts

Yianni says, "ugh that's disgusting, that is some shit air right there."

by Yianni June 25, 2007

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shit pit

1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.

Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit

by Lambardo September 26, 2006

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