Pigs in a blanket

Undercover cops

Slow down bro, there's pigs in a blanket in this hood

by Krimzin86 April 6, 2017

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

Peppa pig

Bussin bacon

I love the episode where susie sheep has a peppa pig sandwich

by Sheeeeesbro September 19, 2021

Pig squeaky

Pig squeaky is when you feed a fat girl to much bread and cheese and you squeeze he Stomach hard enough to make her shit

Bro Michael has a pig squeaky as a girl friend she always be shitting when he hugs her

by Pig squeaky November 14, 2023

pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.

"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."

by gunner451 August 20, 2006

pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

by Marina Guy May 6, 2022

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020