by Idkwhatsit December 3, 2021
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Fuck you ya dirty nazi cunt my ideology is socialism and i drink vodka and snort pieces of paper from the communist manifesto go suck my hair bbc
by Sub2remainings February 17, 2020
Get the Socialismmug. by stalkhub August 25, 2019
Get the social stalkmug. A Person/Geek that checks only websites for social networking such a Twitter,Facebook,Myspace etc.
P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?
Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl
Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!
by Sea Kittens 11 July 13, 2010
Get the Social NetGeekmug. A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
Get the social retardmug. by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020
Get the Social Appointmentmug. Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
by fragi1e February 29, 2024
Get the Socialismmug.