straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight

lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..

by nicolicek January 8, 2022

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Straight

The opposite of a Jason

: Soo are you into Straight?

: No I'm a Jason

by Big Brain Individual January 28, 2020

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Straight Line Simulator

Mario Kart World.

Why play on actual racetracks when you can play a straight line simulator between those racetracks?

by JPLangley September 16, 2025

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A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

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