Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.

By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.

by DMOzone September 7, 2019

give me free money

litteraly the title

Did you hear betsy ask for free money?

Yes she asked give me free money today

by inoobs March 10, 2021

t-money

trevor lefkowitz's signature catchphrase and exclamation marked with hands forming a T shape.

"t-money back in the game!"

by cherryblossomwine April 5, 2022

Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

money shot

A shot for the money.
when playing basketball, or football, when you kick/shoot the ball in the hoop/goal, you may scream, MONEY SHOT!
for anybody betting on you.

Basketball player: MONEY SHOT! (lands the basketball in the hoop)
Football player: MONEY SHOT! (lands the football in the goal)

by LiquidMayFilm July 30, 2024

epic swag cash money

Used to define a relatively spectacular moment.

Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024