Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Michael Buble

That man has the sexiest voice ever, just ignore every single song of his after 2006. SWAY IS SO HOT LIKE WHAT

"My grandma wants to play MICHAEL BUBLE's christmas album again... looks like it's off to the nursing home with her."

by Petra.ismichaelbublesbitch October 25, 2020

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

michael vos

Sponsored by chocomel!

"Where Michael Vos is is chocomel!"

by Meesterplusser February 28, 2017

The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Michael Jackson

A very hot guy that loves to hold women in his arms. If you are his special someone he will call you "baby girl"

Michael Jackson is so hot he will be my next boyfriend!

by Michael Jackson's baby girl September 17, 2022

Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends

"Michael claro is gay"

by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021