Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.
Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
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Get the unforgivably straight mug.person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
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Get the small straight mug.Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”
Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
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