white indian

Basically a basic white girl trapped inside of an Indian body. The most basic of all Indian girls. This person owns a lot of of makeup products but never actually uses them. Wears bright floral clothing and uggs 24/7, loves the kardashians, use outdated white slang. They love mainstream pop songs. Commonly found in wealthy white suburban communities, shopping malls, and Trader Joe’s. Must own a pet turtle. Usually is involved in either tennis or dance. Talks about a mile a minute and is to date on all the gossip, especially about people in other Indian families. Is highly picky when it comes to food and may be vegan or vegetarian. Prefers water only exclusively without ice, and constantly shades white people for being incompetent.

person: my dad died

white indian: #awk

person: someone stole my car
white indian: rip

person: i’m getting a divorce

white indian: lolz

white person: did you hear that stephanie and tim broke up?
white indian: OMG i know and i heard from tim’s friend’s brother’s cousin that Tim has been cheating on her for months with Jessica, who left Brian for Tim after Brian went back into rehab. Though between us girls, I think Jessica is just with Tim for his money. He got that new job promotion, you know.
White person: this just happened 2 days ago...
White Indian: I know, where have you been??? Classic white person.

by lone._.pear June 8, 2018

white lotus

A term for opium or opium-based narcotics.

He's back on the white lotus man.

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

white trash

My stupid racist neighbors.

A bunch of fuck-offs who sit around and watch nascar (asscar) when it's on.

Majority of people in fenelton pennsylvania.

"and the cars go around again, and again, and again, and someone wrecked and died (thousands of white trash assholes mourn"

by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007

white russian

A tasty beverage which contains Vodka, Caluha and either milk or cream. Though cream is SHIT, and makes you puke.

WARNING: do not cycle after drinking 10 of these!!!

This WHITE RUSSIAN tastes like chocolate milk.

by THE DUDE ABIDES November 1, 2003

alyssa white

Is the most beautifulest girl in the world. She always knows how to make me happy. I'm so Lucky to have her. She has been through so much, but she still soldiers on and thats incredible. She is so sweet. I love everything about her. I will never leave her. To my darling alyssa😘

I love Alyssa white

by Weirdo ostrich May 24, 2014

White Elephant

The one girl a guy will always have a thing for, and will always do anything for. The girl a guy will never forget, even if there was nothing between them. The girl who is more, to the extent where, a guy will never be with this girl and is aware of the reality and so, realizes it will never be.

Steve- Why do you keep calling her?
Tom- I can't help it, she's my white elephant.
Steve- It's never gonna happen.
Tom- Yeah, I know, but not for lack of trying.

by little_lost_one June 27, 2012

White Death

A drinking game played with any FPS (first person shooter) based off the finnish sniper Simo Häyhä in the Winter War, nicknamed "White Death" by the Soviet army. The game is played by choosing any FPS game, in the game you must be using a sniper rifle. Every time you die you must take a shot, the player with the lowest score at the end of the round must take an extra shot. This helps prevent people from camping. This game is best played with Friends.

Want to get shit faced? Let's play White Death.

by pswagg July 21, 2011