You can't think your way out of hell

You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).

Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

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as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

by bitchuck January 6, 2026

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Hell diver

Super Earth - Our home. Prosperity, liberty and democracy - Our way of life. But freedom doesn't come free: it is every man, woman and child's duty to protect our home, our culture, and our families. Why not make the most important decision of your life; make the safety of your family a personal responsibility, and prove that you have the strength and courage to be free?

Join the HELLDIVERS! Travel the galaxy, visit the capitals, meet unusual people and represent the federation. Secure the resources we need to preserve our way of life and create a future for Super Earth. Spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

Become more than you are. Become a Hero. Become... a Legend!

Helldiver 1 "hey did you see that new Hell diver derek?"

Helldiver 2 "no but i hope hes giving those bugs hell"

by Bindead April 15, 2024

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