Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence

Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

got a trucker

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.

The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.

by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run

by nadestt December 19, 2019

Got em

This phrase is often used after "roasting" someone, or playing a trick on someone behind their back. These days, the younger generations use it to be a joke, and not in a cruel way.

Cameron: "Boy, I don't know a bit of this French."

Aubrey: "Well, maybe if you didn't work on computers all day and would study for once, you would get the gist!"

Ally: "Oh! Got em!"

by @TheRoseBowler September 2, 2017

got no dollar

Another way of saving you haven't got any money.

Soz can't, got no dollar

by RoseLunaPoof March 28, 2011