Fat Vagina 

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. In actuality a Fat Vagina Or Fuva is a fat belly that one tucks into their pants.

Bill - "Did you see that fat chick?"
Steve - "Yeah, with that fat vagina hanging down!"

Fat Vagina by Bottle God Jarrod November 9, 2007

Fat shit

It's a self esteem club where you all call each other fat shits until you feel better about yourself.

Eliza, you're such a fat shit.
Jess, you're a fatter shit!
Doesn't matter, Maria's the fattest shit!

Fat shit by Jesykah McCloskey February 23, 2008

fat joe 

a fat guy named joe who sings lean back and can't even do it cuz he's too phat!!! has beef wit fitty cent!

1st person: ur so fat joe!
2ndperson: why say that yo?
1st: cuz ur so phat n cant lean bakk lyk u say in ur song!

fat joe by ugotohewbedboi May 13, 2005

fat pants 

For a fat bitch who cant fit in real pants.

damn i can't fit in these jeans....better chuck on my fat pants

fat pants by Kripdick July 6, 2014

fat girl rodeo 

when your fucking a fat girl from behind and you get a good grip around her neck and whisper in her ear "your the fattest most disgusting girl ive ever seen" and you try to hold on for your life

i bet we could have a good fat girl rodeo with that fatass bitch over there

fat girl rodeo by samuel l jackson January 28, 2004

fat nap 

A fat nap occurs when an individual sleeps with a larger person of the opposite sex but does not engage in sexual activities with this person. The fat napper, the slimmer person or individual who executes the fat nap, often awakens from this experience feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. However, there are no positive or negative side effects for the fat nappee, the larger individual in the fat nap.

Friend 1 : "Did you hook up with that fat chick last night from the party?

Friend 2: "Nawh, I just copped a fat nap and I feel great"

Friend 1: "Yeah, fat naps are like Red Bulls - they give you wings!"

fat nap by DT-ILM December 9, 2009

Fat Dyke Chick 

A female who is obese, and enjoys the company of other women. A common characteristic of this "species", if you could call them that, is that they tend to narc to the police on people for no good reason.

Jordan the Fat Dyke Chick just called the police on us...everyone run!

Fat Dyke Chick by sweet@life July 16, 2006