bratter-face

1. A girl or woman with an incredible body and face, but has a incredibly annoying way of talking about herself at all times.

2. A girl or woman who has an incredibly smoking hot body/face, but makes you want to stab your eyes out when her mouth opens because it's all about her...all the time.

1. Jon G: "dude, look at this girl at the end of the bar, she's incredible!!"

Jay: "yeah, but all she says is that she's hot and deserves a sugar daddy, fucking bratter-face"

2. Edwards: "i think i can hook you up with melanie bro, she's face-meltingly hot."

Daniel: "can you hook me up with some horse-tranquilizer as well?? i'm going to need it for pillow-talk."

by concussionme August 24, 2009

Face Bounced

When you have been removed from a Facebook 'Friends List'.

I've been Face Bounced from Joy's 'Friends List' on Facebook.

by Mr Magoo61 July 10, 2009

Face-diss

When a friend on Facebook "unfriends" you making you feel unloved.

Man. Steve and I go all the way back to grade school, I thought we were still pals until I got face-dissed!

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.

Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"

by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009

crazy faced

Being completley trashed, not on any one specific chemical, but in general.

I didnt know you were trying to get so crazy faced tonight.

by The Danimator September 22, 2009

skip face

Light hearted joke insult. meaning some who has a face that resembles the contents of a skip.

Hello skip face how are you today?

by infinitylies April 11, 2010

Face Mace

-verb
1. to post an angry or hateful message to a persons "wall" on Facebook.

-noun
1. An angry or hateful comment on a persons Facebook "wall".

-verb
1. Please do not ever Face Mace me again or I'm going to report this abuse to the web master.
2. I can't believe i just got Face Maced!

-noun
1. "I just saw the brutal Face Mace Becky left on my wall. The shame I feel is epic."

by Miss Viv April 20, 2010