what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.

I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period

I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.

by mcgerce May 20, 2025

egg

someone that has the appearance of a hard boiled egg; natalie

girl: omg she looks like such an egg!
other girl: yeah that’s natalie.

by brookline scott April 7, 2019

Egg

A term used to describe a person who, while not-necessarily introverted, does not immediately open up during initial conversations. After a while, they tend to open up, like cracking an egg.

“Dylan didn’t talk much when you met? That makes sense, he’s an egg after all.”

by ALienP December 5, 2020

Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....

Beaney is such a Bust Egg

by Stants Hero April 24, 2016