A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.
by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020
Get the the real slim tittymug. The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
Get the Real Programmer Spreadmug. Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex
Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisexmug. Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend
(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
Get the Real friendmug. Marijuana grown and picked on the streets of Jamaica and smuggled in a book to be sold in another country.
Winston: Yo man hook me up with some Jay Aye Real.
Andrew: You mean this weed from Jamaica smuggled across the border in a book? Sure thing.
Andrew: You mean this weed from Jamaica smuggled across the border in a book? Sure thing.
by StreetWords4U July 20, 2011
Get the Jay Aye Realmug. by G-Karell November 21, 2021
Get the FATTO REALmug. Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.
by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024
Get the Real Futbol 24mug.