crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

crack

4 grams of cash. such as $1,816.

hell ya playar, i gots that crack at tha pad.money

by 8legspyder December 24, 2009

cracks

funny eragatory slur directed at white people

variation of "cracker" or "cracka"

can be used either plural or singular

Damn cracks are stealing immigrant jobs

by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010

Crack-shelled

To snap, or instantly be angered insuch short of a time,later on forgetting what it's about and the damage set in before you know what is going on.

Hey dude, that was the same guy that crack-shelled yesterday and now he's acting like nothing happened at all.

by DakineWordGuru May 10, 2011

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 21, 2010

Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.

1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!

by n es November 6, 2010