December 5

December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick

Girl: ITS HEAD DAY
Boy:ITS DECEMBER 5th

by Hausbuch December 4, 2021

December 5

you are not allowed to play genshin impact

Alex: I'm gonna play gi

: You can't
Alex: Why not?

: Because it's December 5

by <3 ) December 5, 2021

Wi-5

To deliver a high-five to someone from a distance and/or without making physical contact. Especially useful across a video call or to prevent the spreading of germs.

Nice job... wi-5, fam!

by Thunderfloof January 9, 2020

The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020

the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020