by FamousJew December 3, 2021
Get the Peanut Butter and Jelly mug.A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
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Dount Operator - I don't know if it is a real thing, but it sounds like it should be.
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Viewer -*Finds this and sighs*
Dount Operator - I don't know if it is a real thing, but it sounds like it should be.
Viewer - *Viewer Looks up Peanut Butter Spoon on Urban Dictionary*
Viewer -*Finds this and sighs*
by Sixth_Horizon September 18, 2020
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Get the Peanut butter spoon mug.When a person consumes 12 to 13 loaves of Entenmens all butter pound cake and a severe case of liquid sounding gurgle bursting flatulence ensues and lasts for several hours. The smell appears to linger much much longer than regular flatulence, has an almost intangible adherence to clothes and furniture. After a while the persons but cheeks develops a greasy or buttery like residue.
Fat ass Timmy got into the Entenmens last night and he’s now he’s got a ripe case of butter bubble farts !
by Little g money September 22, 2020
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Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic
Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic
Dude 1:dahm how to basic so disgusting
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon
by Colonelpancakes July 19, 2022
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