Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.

I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!

by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024

Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024

mine turtle

a turtle that goes boom

Hi, mine turtle!

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.

What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!

by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025

Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea

I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea

by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025